why i hate florida

no seasons- just hot (spring), hot (summer), hot (fall), and very warm (winter)
getting into the car and burning my hand on the steering wheel
mosquitoes-the big striped ones and the little nasty whining ones
squishing mosquitoes and getting blood on your hand
fire ants
old people that continue to drive even though they can't see, hear, breathe, etc
hurricanes
red tide
mold and fungus growing from the heat and humidity
scrub
idiots who go around saying what beautiful weather when it's 99 degrees (feels like 116), and there are no clouds, and it hasn't rained in weeks
golf
charlotte county sherriff department...bunch of morons

snicky

I can't believe I figured out how to do this...now I'm off to work